I dunno whether you will get to read it in The Star, but Malaysiakini reports:
Former premier Dr Mahathir Mohamad called on Umno members today to muster enough courage to cut off’ the diseased part of the party before the malignant sickness spreads and leads to the demise of the party. Speaking to about 500 Umno members at a hotel in Kuala Lumpur, Mahathir said given that Umno president Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has been less than willing to step down voluntarily, he should be forced to do so.
Nampaknya the Old ‘M’an has judged that there wasn’t enuff people with balls in UMNO to pull Pak Lah down from his premiership. But didn’t he realised that these people don’t have enough guts cos they have been nurtured by him in his 20+years reign as the KUKU Besi PM. How would you expect your konco2 to have guts when you ‘castrate’ their balls aways so that you can sit, eat, sleep n shit safely in your PM residence for more than 20 years! LOL… How laughable he is when he called the same group of people to muster enuff ‘courage’ to pull Pak Lah down by force. Who do u think u are? Some kind of bomoh ah? It would be a miracle to see a bunch of ‘pengecut’ who has kecut for so so so long and suddenly can become a group of warriors just becos the Old ‘M’an babbles some nyanyok words! The Old ‘M’an kept on babbled:
“The doctor’s prescription is to cut the sick leg in order to save the other parts so that the whole body can get better and does not die,” he said at the talk organised by the Pusat Bandar Taman Cempaka Umno branch. “I feel that if nothing happens, if surgery is not done and we do not discard the gangrenous part, Umno will not be brought back to its former health,” argued Mahathir, who is a trained medical doctor.
Oh… so we know this Old ‘M’an is somekind of a witch doctor who practised medicine. His prescription was to cut a leg to save the body. But if you cut the leg, don’t you forget that the body will never be able to stand normally, let alone to run and jump actively. So is that what the witch doctor wants? A paralysed UMNO? LOL… Another laughable comments. Memang sudah Nyanyuk pun orang tua ni… Tiba tiba nak UMNO cacat pulak! Realli laugh until ‘pah lian tau’ (turn upside down).
Somemore hor, to wat extend can we trust this witch doctor? What if UMNO cut the wrong leg? Walao… itu scenario lagi teruk! LOL… I think maybe the leg which UMNO should cut is Mukriz’ leg! Since he has been busy climbing the UMNO ladder with both his hands and legs, UMNO should consider cutting one of his leg so that he will balik kampong tanam jagong with his Old ‘M’an. It’s time for UMNO to get on and get out from the foolish influence of their ex-president!

