If only Pigs can fly…
If only Pigs can read… Pigs will also be terribly PISSED OFF!!!

Again and again, we got the real Thief crying “Thieffff!”. While the mainstream media such as UTUSAN playing the ‘batu api’ when fanning the issue of pig farming in Selangor, we got some people from U Must Not Object group playing the role of double dummy.

According to my sis Lilian, the main culprit behind this issue is someone with the name of Datuk Karim Mansor. Don’t know who the heck is this? He is the incumbent for Tanjung Sepat Member of Parliament lor… Somemore hor, he’s from UMNO. Hmmm… wondering why in the world some guys in UMNO + a Muslim, also interested in rearing pigs? Together with his ‘kroni’ who is a ketua kampung, they somemore went over to Germany to study a new high-tech way of running this industry.

Hey, to Germany u know… Not somewhere nearer such as China, Japan or Taiwan. Travelled almost half a globe to study how to ‘bela babi’! Wow… realli have to salute their enthusiasm and their ‘love’ to Oink Oink la… LOL! After their crash course, they have got enuff data to convince another ‘kroni’ (our beloved fellow blogger, Khir Toyo) to approve this project. Wasehhhh… wat a well conceived plan!

Tetapi… Man can plan, God is the Deciding Factor. Come this GE2008, BN + UMNO was banished away from the luxuries of Selangor and among the ‘wreckage’ in MB Office, People’s Alliance found some details of this ‘interesting’ yet workable + profitable project. I believe after serious consideration, the People’s Alliance decided to go ahead with this project in view that it has in fact, already been approved. But when the decision was made public, (gong drumming…..) all hell break loose!

With almost an immediate effect, the very same MP of Tanjung Sepat led a group of people (of cos the Ketua Kampung was one of them) to protest ‘his very own’ project! LOL… How irony was tat? I mean how much more irony can he become? Maybe he was right to protest. He protested because he was angry that his pet project was stolen by the new state government. He protested because he was angry and ‘geram’ to see his new road to ‘kekayaan’ went up in smoke! Kesian sungguh Datuk Karim ini.

Aduhai Datuk Karim. Janganlah jadi orang yang bertalam 2 muka… The evidence is clear enuff. There’s nothing more to deny. Just come out and clear the air like a Jantan yang Asli. Don’t let this issue become a hot topic in forum such as the one entitle ‘Memperkasakan Perpaduan Melayu untuk Kesejahteraan Nasional’. Some big heads who hold big post even claimed the effort by Pakatan Government is similiar to tactics employed by the Jews in clearing out the Palestinian people.

“Apakah ini suatu tindakan halus untuk mengusir orang-orang Melayu dari kampung halaman mereka sebagaimana Israel mengusir rakyat Palestin dari tanah air mereka?”

This is a very irresponsible remark by a very irresponsible man. Should have asked the Special Branch police to ‘belanja’ him a cup of coffee. Not sedition again ah?

Aiya… if Selangor people insisted on rejecting this wonderful proposal, I’d recommend our CM Lim Guan Eng to consider this project in Penang. Hey… it’s worth RM100 million ok?